douche on the outside

so most people think i'm made of about 85% of the world's evil and douchness and i would like to keep it that way. here's the fifteen percent you didn't know about.
I am a hostage to my own humanity
Self detained and forced to live in this mess I’ve made
And all I’m asking is for you to do what you can with me
But I can’t ask you to give what you already gave
“Be My Escape” Relient K