douche on the outside

so most people think i'm made of about 85% of the world's evil and douchness and i would like to keep it that way. here's the fifteen percent you didn't know about.

In the mortal words of Carrie Underwood:

“It’s like I’m looking from a distance, standing in the background
everybody’s saying, he’s not coming home now….”

while it’s clearing up my skin, it’s changing my personality and clearing my phone book. Suddenly, the things and people that were important…not so much anymore.

  1. iwantamcasian posted this