douche on the outside

so most people think i'm made of about 85% of the world's evil and douchness and i would like to keep it that way. here's the fifteen percent you didn't know about.
It’s not always easy to speak your mind. Sometimes you need to be forced to do it. Sometimes it’s just better to keep things to yourself, though, play dumb. Even when your whole body is aching to come clean. So you shut your mouth, keep the secret, and find other ways to keep yourself happy.
GA