douche on the outside

so most people think i'm made of about 85% of the world's evil and douchness and i would like to keep it that way. here's the fifteen percent you didn't know about.

Yesterday was my first sober Thursday in months and today will be my first sober Friday in months as well. I’ve decided to not drink for 6 months; time to find a new vice :) (it cant be shopping or eating cause that’s getting out of hand)