douche on the outside

so most people think i'm made of about 85% of the world's evil and douchness and i would like to keep it that way. here's the fifteen percent you didn't know about.

oh yeah! :fap fap fap:

oh yeah! :fap fap fap:

— 1 day ago with 60 notes
nickolaj:

I should really get off tumblr and shower.

i kind of want to have your babies….

nickolaj:

I should really get off tumblr and shower.

i kind of want to have your babies….

— 2 days ago with 39 notes

happy thanksgiving!

— 4 days ago

me and my sister.

— 1 week ago
cliche: half face shot

cliche: half face shot

— 1 week ago
possibility...

hey ken,

remember when you told me about how stephanie meyers wrote twilight? about how it reminded you of what it’s like to be in love for the first time and the feeling of heartbreak? the cheesy things you say? the thoughts you have? the feeling of rush and adrenaline? you even told me to read the book and i secretly laughed at you…well, i just finished watching new moon and now i know what you meant and you were right! but guess what, ken!…. i wish i could see you again. i think i miss you.

[and you’ll never find out]

-adrian

— 1 week ago

bee you hot tranny mess.

gaga you r&b stripper white girl princess.

i love it!

— 2 weeks ago