douche on the outside

so most people think i'm made of about 85% of the world's evil and douchness and i would like to keep it that way. here's the fifteen percent you didn't know about.

“And don’t you worry your pretty little mind people throw rocks at things that shine”

hey ten year old adriane, I wish I can tell you that you’re going to turn out just fine :)

yaramaznick:

Lunch with Eric!

 I just ran into that man today! I think i harrassed him by accident. We apparently work in the same building. lol

I have deleted every online dating account and app that I used. Now what?

My life is not for you to judge. It’s not for you to try and direct into your personal project. No. My life is for me to direct. You’re free to watch what I do and maybe you can be a part of it if I want to cast you.

“I could start fires with what I feel for you
The sun could fade out and we’d see it through”

I am a hostage to my own humanity
Self detained and forced to live in this mess I’ve made
And all I’m asking is for you to do what you can with me
But I can’t ask you to give what you already gave
“Be My Escape” Relient K

It’s me, 80mg of Accutane, a bottle of Pellegrino, and Netflix for tonight.

…Wouldn’t have it any other way :)

You went and turned a diamond to a stone,
I should have known to leave you well alone…
My eyes don’t shine quite like they did before
Like a diamond to a stone.
“Diamond to Stone” Rebecca Ferguson

nostringsattachedguy:

Having a lifestyle of casual sex isn’t as awesome as you think it is. There are a lot of other amazing, sweet, kind, handsome, caring, loving guys who will pass you by because of the things you do behind closed doors. If you’re going to sleep around then you have to be…

Or you can learn to hide your indiscretions…It’s not that hard.

In the mortal words of Carrie Underwood:

“It’s like I’m looking from a distance, standing in the background
everybody’s saying, he’s not coming home now….”

while it’s clearing up my skin, it’s changing my personality and clearing my phone book. Suddenly, the things and people that were important…not so much anymore.

curiosity confirmed

Look..either you want to have naked sleepovers or you dont..dont involve dinners and extraneous conversation
Deputy Appleton

for the first time ever, i almost cried about you today because i never went through the motions about being sad; i skipped straight to anger and then acceptance…..i’m still too stubborn to cry about it….and it’s going to stay that way.

p.s: thanks accutane